newfoundlandia

Off to Newfoundland for a week! Peace out Calgary!

what's next

It's now been over 6 months since I graduated from Film School in Vancouver. For these past few months, the people around me have been inquiring about my future plans, and now I can say that I've finally figured out what those plans are!

It's not going to be a popular decision, but it's something I really feel like I have to do. I'm not sure how or when it's going to happen, but I'm moving to Toronto.

I'll just let you absorb this information.

help sarah go to vancouver on may long!

Here's the deal:

It looks like I'm going to have all of May Long Weekend off from work. I didn't even ask for it off, so this just may be a sign from Jesus. I've been wanting to visit Vancouver pretty much since I left in December, and this might be a perfect time to go! The only problem is that I need to come up with money, and fast. So here's where you come in! DON'T LET ME SPEND MY MONEY! Especially on things I don't need. There are of course, other expenses in my life right now that I absolutely cannot get around... but things like coffee, lunch at the food court, etc... I can live without it.

That's pretty much all you can do... unless you wanted to pay for my trip... that'd be pretty awesome.

Much love,

Sarah

UPDATE:

So... by some miracle I had enough space on my credit card to book these flights... SO THIS IS REALLY HAPPENING PEOPLE!

I still love you,

Sarah

some exciting news

So, I've kind of been keeping this a secret, and it's been ridiculously hard for me because I suck at keeping secrets, but now I can proudly announce that my production company will be putting on a live sketch comedy show on April 15th!

And who is going to be hosting/producing/writing/directing this event? Why, yours truly of course! Along with the help of some very talented people whom I love very much. I'm probably going to slip into a coma afterwards, but it'll be worth it, so don't worry!

If you're going to be in town (Okotoks), you should definitely check us out. I'll be posting more details as we get closer to the show.

And if you wanna be involved, and if I like you, you should get into contact with us.

So yeah, that's what I've been up to lately. It's been kind of nice to spend time doing something other than puking and hating on celery.

sign it

Everybody in Canada should have a look at this petition. And you know, sign it.

now accepting valentine applications

Are you dying to be my Valentine this year? Well you're in luck, because I am looking for one! Just send me your answers to the following questions:

1. What is your name?

2. What position are you applying for?

_ Full Time _ Part Time

3. Are you legally eligible to work in Canada?

4. Have you ever been convicted of a crime in which you have not been pardoned?

5. Are you a smoker?

6. What is your availability:

Sunday:

Monday:

Tuesday:

Wednesday:

Thursday:

Friday:

Saturday:

7. What do we have in common?

8. Why do you want to be my Valentine?

9. What kind of hobbies do you have, if any?

10. Valentine History:

Please give a brief summary about your history as a past Valentine:

11. Valentine References:

Please leave past Valentine contact information here.

Signature____________________________ Date: ________________

Sarah thanks all applicants for their interest, however, only applicants that are being considered will be contacted.

new goal!

After fully recovering from Megan's assassination attempt, I went to Chapters. After wandering around trying to find something to pique my interest, I randomly decided that I want to publish a book of my own. I mean, if Snooki and Glenn Beck can do it, it can't be that hard. BAZING!

But what would I write about? THERE ARE SO MANY OPTIONS! I surely don't spend enough time in the kitchen to come up with my own book of recipes, so that's probably not a good idea.

I'm not an expert on anything, so that leaves out self-help. I value credibility in my reading material, so it would be hypocritical of me to deny my audience of it.

I'm not a doctor, so I can't write anything that will make you feel better about your health problems.

And I'd feel downright ridiculous if I started writing an autobiography or a memoir at the age of 21. Mostly because I'm not a holocaust survivor or a girl interrupted and haven't really done anything worth publishing with my life yet. That's pretty sad.

But, I could write a play! Or a novel! Or a complete compilation of poetry, featuring New Blue Toothbrush, and all of my other greatest hits! Move over Robert Frost!

But seriously folks, I have a long time to think this over. My only criteria for myself right now is that I want to be on the book cover, preferably shrugging.

Or you know, I could just stick with blogging.

fan appreciation day!

You guys like me, and I really like you! In special honor of the bond we have, I have changed my comment settings to allow Anonymous comments on my blog! That means that you don't need to have a Blogger or Google account to leave comments now! Yay! Now you can freely tell me how much I suck (which is a lie, I mean come on).

Thanks for making Widows on the Dock a part of your internet life!

heads up 7up... is a bitchin' game

Just a heads up to all of my lovely fans out there! Aka my school friends and people who stalk me but aren't willing to admit it.

I haven't forgotten about Dedication December, and I plan to get back to it ASAP (as soon as possible). These days are a very busy time for me as I am graduating film school and relocating back to Calgary all within this week. Thank you for your understanding during this time of inconvenience.

sarah's official dating profile!

Okay folks, so here's the deal. After a long year of soul searching and eating Peanut M&M's, I've decided to get back into the dating game. I'm sure you've all been waiting patiently for this news to be announced and are doing backflips of joy right now. You'd better be. But before you break your backs, here are some ground rules:

-I must be attracted to you from the beginning. None of this "getting to know you" bullshit. I know you can't really control my attraction to you, but having blue eyes will help (but it not always necessary).

-You must allow me to mock you and put you down at my leisure. You are welcome to return the favor but if I start crying, you should probably stop.

-You must laugh at my subtle references to my alcoholism, but never question them.

-You must not eat celery around me.

-You don't have to like Pokemon, but you must know what it is.

-You must laugh at my jokes.

-It helps if you're at least 5 years older than me. But again, not necessary.

-You must have some sort of career, or least are taking steps towards one.

-It is your responsibility to take me home from a party once I've started drunk crying.

I recommend saving this list so you can reference it at any time. Even if you're not interesting today, you could be tomorrow. Maybe...