The season of Thanksgiving is upon us, and I must say that it is quite possibly my favorite holiday. I mean, Christmastime is rad and all, but it goes on for like 2 months and I'm not ready to get back into my life routine until like, January 15th. Thanksgiving is awesome because it's just a weekend and that is just the amount of time I need to spend with my family before I start hating them. Enough about that shit, today I'm going to list the things I am thankful for.
1. Betty White. If there's one thing the world needs, it's more Betty White. She may look like a precious old lady but we all know that she's a pistol. I want to adopt this woman as my third grandmother. If I make it to 88 and am half as badass as she is, I'll consider myself pretty lucky.
2. All the sexy people I know. There are seriously WAAAAAAAAY too many to list, but they probably know who they are.
3. Peanut M&M's. If M&M's were WWII, Almond M&M's would be the Nazi's and Plain M&M's would be the Jews. Peanut M&M's would be the Allies and... I'd want to eat that war.
4. The fact that I only puked twice this year! Oh wait... maybe three times. I don't even know.
5. Great music came out this year! Sadly horrible music came out this year too... but a lot of it was great!
6. As of tonight, the 2010-2011 NHL Season is underway!
...That's it.
Will you also be thankful about HAVING YOUR COMMENTS SECTION HARDCORE DEVIRGINIZED?
ReplyDelete... because that would be neat. If you were. Thankful. Of that.
YOU JUST MADE MY NIGHT! I was wondering who'd be brave enough to post the first comment!
ReplyDeleteEverything I knew about WWII has been challenged by that M&Ms analogy - and I'm completely okay with that.
ReplyDeleteP.S. What role would Peanut Butter M&Ms play in that war?
Peanut Butter M&M's would be the Japanese, respectively.
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