Thursday, October 7, 2010

things to be thankful for

The season of Thanksgiving is upon us, and I must say that it is quite possibly my favorite holiday. I mean, Christmastime is rad and all, but it goes on for like 2 months and I'm not ready to get back into my life routine until like, January 15th. Thanksgiving is awesome because it's just a weekend and that is just the amount of time I need to spend with my family before I start hating them. Enough about that shit, today I'm going to list the things I am thankful for.

1. Betty White. If there's one thing the world needs, it's more Betty White. She may look like a precious old lady but we all know that she's a pistol. I want to adopt this woman as my third grandmother. If I make it to 88 and am half as badass as she is, I'll consider myself pretty lucky.

2. All the sexy people I know. There are seriously WAAAAAAAAY too many to list, but they probably know who they are.

3. Peanut M&M's. If M&M's were WWII, Almond M&M's would be the Nazi's and Plain M&M's would be the Jews. Peanut M&M's would be the Allies and... I'd want to eat that war.

4. The fact that I only puked twice this year! Oh wait... maybe three times. I don't even know.

5. Great music came out this year! Sadly horrible music came out this year too... but a lot of it was great!

6. As of tonight, the 2010-2011 NHL Season is underway!

...That's it.


4 comments:

  1. Will you also be thankful about HAVING YOUR COMMENTS SECTION HARDCORE DEVIRGINIZED?

    ... because that would be neat. If you were. Thankful. Of that.

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  2. YOU JUST MADE MY NIGHT! I was wondering who'd be brave enough to post the first comment!

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  3. Everything I knew about WWII has been challenged by that M&Ms analogy - and I'm completely okay with that.

    P.S. What role would Peanut Butter M&Ms play in that war?

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  4. Peanut Butter M&M's would be the Japanese, respectively.

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