Do you ever find yourself attracted to someone who isn't conventionally attractive and have a hard time justifying it to other people? Yeah, been there. Anyway, in the spirit of top 5's, here are my top 5 weird and unexplainable crushes!
1. Jason Schwartzman
2. Fred Armisen
The sexiest person that ever appeared in my grade 8 social studies textbook. Wikipedia tells me that he had 8 children with two different women, that sly dog!
I'm really not sure how to explain this one. Maybe it's the nerd factor, or maybe it's that he plays female characters so well on SNL. And now I'm wondering if that little fact makes me gay. Just kidding, it doesn't.
3. Lord Durham
The sexiest person that ever appeared in my grade 8 social studies textbook. Wikipedia tells me that he had 8 children with two different women, that sly dog!
4. Billy Bob Thornton
I was watching Love Actually on Christmas, and Billy Bob plays the motherfucking President of the United States! Perfect casting!
Co-sign on Jason Schwartzman! Sexay!
ReplyDeleteFred Armisen has always reminded me of our teacher Mario. I probably just ruined your life, didn't I?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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